Jerry Seinfeld runs into Bill gates at the mall in a commercial!

Jerry runs into his friend, Bill Gates who is trying on shoes @ the Circus Clown ( a shoe store).
Bill is selling his computers and having fun even though he is retired!

Microsoft is doing what it can to compete with Macintosh!

Seinfeld Sayings, Blood Brothers, and George Costanza on THE TONIGHT SHOW

Double-dipping: Dipping a chip into some dip, taking a bite of the chip, and then dipping the chip into the dip again. The issue here is that you are transmitting germs from your mouth into the dip.

Festivus: A holiday created by Frank Costanza who was dismayed about the commercialism of traditional December holidays.

Golden Boy: The Golden Boy is the first shirt that Jerry wears in his cycle of doing laundry. When Jerry got his laundry back and Golden Boy "didn't make it", Baby Blue became its successor.

Having "hand": Having the upper hand in a situation.

High talker: A man who talks in such a high octave that he can be confused for a woman on the phone.

Low Talker: A "low talker" is a person who talks in a voice that is barely audible. In "The Puffy Shirt", Kramer's designer girlfriend, Leslie (played by Wendel Meldrum) is nicknamed "The Low Talker".

Re-gifting: The act of taking an item that was originally a gift to you and giving it to someone else.

Shrinkage: The effect of cold water (such as from a pool) on male genitals.

Sponge worthy: From a female point of view, a male romantic prospect that is worthy of having sex with, and thereby using up a sponge (spermicidal contraceptive device).

You are so good lookin': A phrase to replace "God bless you" following a sneeze.

Jerry Seinfeld on the Tonight Show with the legendary Johnny Carson


When Seinfeld was called "The Seinfeld Chronicles"