100 Seinfeld Quotes - A Show About Nothing plus Art Vandelay

Seinfeld quotes mixed together - A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING!!!!

Helloooooooooooooooooooooo Hello

A coffee table book on coffee tables

Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty!

YO YO MA

Not that there's anything wrong with that

You're an ANTI-DENTITE!

He's a REGIFTER!

LowTalker

HighTalker

I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!

Who doesnt love this Seinfeld Foursome?!

Tall, lanky DOOFUS with hair like the bride of Frankenstein!

Seinfeld's The Car Rental and Reservation

I LOVE this Classic Seinfeld Moment with renting a car because what's the point of having a RESERVATION if nobody HOLDS IT for you ?!?!




Love the last line and the whole 'convo' thing -- wonder how many takes they did ...my guess is a lot in this scene!!!

The Contest Episode is awesome and Larry David was nervous NBC wouldn't do it!

This is how THE CONTEST comes to be -- Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine make their bet! George's mother CATCHES HIM! LOVING SEINFELD!




SEINFELD and KRAMER talk about THE CONTEST -- "So you're still master of your domain!"



KRAMER's OUT!! NUDISTS!



JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS in her bra and cleaning on her new show!



THE CONTEST SCRIPT - Larry David was nervous but Jason Alexander & Julia Louis-Dreyfus enjoyed the risque:

Soup Nazi moments with Jerry, George and Elaine Benes!

Bread, $2 extra! YOU WANT BREAD - $3!!! NO SOUP FOR YOUR!



SOUP NAZI thinks he is playing other SEINFELD parts in his audition:



SOUP NAZI ACTOR ON SCRUBS as...a normal old guy:



SOUP NAZI - You look like AL PACINO, says Elaine:



George's 2nd attempt to get SOUP from the SOUP NAZI:

Mr. Bookman likes COFFEE and Elaine likes to DANCE!

Mr. Bookman wants his COFFEE!!!



1971 - BAD YEAR FOR LIBRARY! Rock was never my bag!

Phillip Baker Hall as Mr. Bookman is funny and he loves instant coffee!

Plus ELAINE likes to party - she likes to dance and we all know what ALCOHOL does to lainie:

Best Seinfeld Season 6 Bloopers

Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer & Elaine Benes :



The Garbage Eclaire, the bro, Kramer sold his clothes to Banya and more cool stuff!

Failed Seinfeld Scenes:



Seinfeld messing up his Stand-Up routine!!

LIQUIFY COOKIES?! CHUNNEL!!



"What am I doing? I was just WATCHING the show!" - Julia Louis-Dreyfuss

SEINFELD SERIES FINALE moments

Newman tries to weasel his way on to the private jet to Paris - 

"For I am a simple postal worker!" - "That's a Shame!"

"WATCHING..as it all comes crumbling down!!" - Newman

"MORTIFIED AND STUPIFIED!" - Jackie Childs



"INNOCENT BYSTANDERS!"

REDUCING CEREAL MILK LEVEL:



"You have NO MORAL COMPASS!"

BABU BHATT to the Stand -- All the way from Pakistan:



"Seinfeld told me to change the menu to Pakistani, but NOBODY CAME!" - Babu Bhatt

Waiting and announcing Jerry, George, Elaine & Kramer 's verdict:



"I do not know how or under what circumstances the FOUR of you found each other.."

Non-Fat Yogurt "We Won an Emmy" Blooper! Newman LOVES IT!

Elaine / Julia Louis-Dreyfuss seems to crack up the most out of all of them followed by Jerry Seinfeld!!

The NON-FAT Yogurt episode rocks and here is an awesome blooper...especially at the end:



Jerry gets SMART and then Julia has a little "touche"!! Love Newman / Wayne Knight's reaction in the back!

Newman LOVES the NON-FAT YOGURT:



ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS!!

Kramer is STUCK in his pants and Jerry Seinfeld TRIES to take them off but can't!

Not even Jerry can get Kramer's pants off! YOU'RE GONNA NEED THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET THOSE THINGS OFF!!!



Kramer has to go to MICKEY'S Audition in tight pants!

Jerry Seinfeld and Cosmo Kramer have BAD HAIR DAYS due to LOW PRESSURE SHOWER!

I'm not Kramer! They got you too, I'm NOT Newman!



"You're the only one I know whose got the GOOD STUFF!"
PoppySEEDS with Elaine too hehe!

OPIUM! THE PRICE, YOUR SOUL!

Seinfeld Frogger

THE FROGGER --- GEORGE COSTANZA HAS TO MAKE SURE HIS NAME AND HIGH SCORE ARE IMMORTALIZED ON THIS FROGGER GAME:

First, the HOLES and the PLAN:


Next, GEORGE DOES HIS FROGGER:




IMMORTALIZE YOUR OWN FROGGER SCORE HERE

OR IF YOU'RE NOT INTO FROGGER AS MUCH AS GEORGE:

PAC-MAN

DONKEY KONG

BASEBALL

BABYSITTER GAME

SNAKE THE GAME


FUNNIEST MOVIE TRAILER TO HIT THE SCREENS IN AWHILE -- WHEELS THE MOVIE