Monday, July 21, 2008

Seinfeld Sayings, Blood Brothers, and George Costanza on THE TONIGHT SHOW






Double-dipping:
Dipping a chip into some dip, taking a bite of the chip, and then dipping the chip into the dip again. The issue here is that you are transmitting germs from your mouth into the dip.
Festivus:
A holiday created by Frank Costanza who was dismayed about the commercialism of traditional December holidays.
Golden Boy:
The Golden Boy is the first shirt that Jerry wears in his cycle of doing laundry. When Jerry got his laundry back and Golden Boy "didn't make it", Baby Blue became its successor.
Having "hand":
Having the upper hand in a situation.
High talker:
A man who talks in such a high octave that he can be confused for a woman on the phone.
Low Talker:
A "low talker" is a person who talks in a voice that is barely audible. In "The Puffy Shirt", Kramer's designer girlfriend, Leslie (played by Wendel Meldrum) is nicknamed "The Low Talker".
Re-gifting:
The act of taking an item that was originally a gift to you and giving it to someone else.
Shrinkage:
The effect of cold water (such as from a pool) on male genitals.
Sponge worthy:
From a female point of view, a male romantic prospect that is worthy of having sex with, and thereby using up a sponge (spermicidal contraceptive device).
You are so good lookin':
A phrase to replace "God bless you" following a sneeze.


Jerry Seinfeld on the Tonight Show with the legendary Johnny Carson


When Seinfeld was called "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Kramer and his MERV GRIFFIN SHOW

Only Kramer would take a set out of the garbage to reconstruct the Merv Griffin Show in his own apartment! Awesome Seinfeld moment!




It's ELAINE BENES! My, do you look lovelier than ever!

What luck that Kramer just happens to find the Old Merv Griffin Set!

Keith Hernandez, 2nd Spitter and JFK Conspiracy with Kramer

Kramer and Newman attempt to get to the bottom of this conspiracy that happened
outside Shea Stadium! One of the greatest Met memories before Citifield opens plus
Billy Joel's Last Play at Shea!




Keith Hernandez may or may not have been involved with the spitter!

Does Jerry Seinfeld really get to the bottom of this or does he even care?

Dolores Episode - All the funny clips of 'what's her name'

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Jessica Seinfeld's Cookbook - "Deceptively Delicious!"



Jessica Seinfeld appears with Regis and her BFF Kelly Ripa to promote her big hit cookbook "Deceptively Delicious!" Go buy it! She did marry funny man Jerry Seinfeld and now you need to eat the funny like he does!

Larry David reflects about his final season of SEINFELD



Larry David talks about his farewell on the Seinfeld Dvd !

Curb Your Enthusiasm's star did about 134 episodes of Seinfeld.
The cast of Seinfeld will reunite on the latest season of Curb possibly in tubetops according to Cheryl Hines who mentioned it on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon!

The Parking Space - Tom Arnold & Julia Louis-Dreyfuss Feud



WHO DOES TOM ARNOLD THINK HE IS?!? TOM ARNOLD WAS MADE BY ROSEANNE BARR BUT HE INSISTS ON HIS PARKING SPACE.

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS IS STILL ON TV WITH THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE AND TAKING NAMES MISTER!

Fun Seinfeld Dvd Story

Cast of Seinfeld on OPRAH

Frank Caliendo's Seinfeld Impressions - Seinfeld 2027

Monday, July 7, 2008

Funny Frank Costanza - Seinfeld's Jerry Stiller is awesome!!

BOOTLEGGER - PIECE OF ME BIT


ROOSTER AND CHICKEN


DEL BOCA BLOOPERS



STORY OF FESTIVUS - FESTIVAL FOR THE REST OF US


SERENITY NOW


THE BRO - MANSIERRE


FRANK STOPS SHORT


WHY DID YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER?!?


Everyone LOVES George Costanza's Dad, Frank but George Costanza!!! FRANK ROCKS!

George Costanza!!!

Believe it or not ANSWERING MACHINE!!


George Moments


INDEPENDENT GEORGE VS. RELATIONSHIP GEORGE


GEORGE PLAYS HARD TO GET


HANDICAPPED GEORGE


Who doesn't love George Costanza? Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander or Larry David?
They ALL LOVE GEORGE!

Kramer as H.E. PennyPacker on Seinfeld

KRAMER DOES IT ALL! Cosmo Kramer is also known as H.E. Pennypacker, Dr. Van Nostrand, the Movie phone guy! You can get seinfeld dvds but I love reliving these moments just as is! Kramer can make the show all by himself! Kramer makes the best Seinfeld!





Plus MOVIE PHONE KRAMER:

Classic Kramer Moments on Seinfeld

JOB LOSS


GEORGE'S SECRET CODE


KRAMER COP IN THE STATUE


DR. VAN NOSTRAND




ALL THE BEST KRAMER MOMENTS FROM SEINFELD -- KRAMER IS A FUNNY GUY! That's OUR Cosmo!

Kramer does his JERRY SEINFELD impressions!!



What's the deal with Politics?! I don't get it, am I right people?

Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer doing Jerry Seinfeld - What's the deal with that?

You call that a SEINFELD IMPRESSION ?! Giddyup!

Larry King is LOST with Jerry Seinfeld! Seinfeld Cancelled?! THIS IS CNN!!



LARRY KING - THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING CANCELLED AND BEING #1 !

"CAN WE GET A RESUME IN HERE FOR MR. JERRY SEINFELD?!?"

THIS IS STILL CNN RIGHT? CNN NEWS - THE WORLD LEADER IN NEWS ?!?

Seinfeld is promoting Bee Movie but wants to know why Larry King is confused?!
Maybe Larry King is too old or tired?! Who knows?!

Seinfeld Mustaches and What is Holland?!?



A VACATION WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER!!! Jerry Seinfeld meets his friend George Costanza for lunch at their usual coffee shop but they are sporting MUSTACHES?!

Ahh muttonchops ...everything is about muttonchops!

Kramer at the Laugh Factory : SEINFELD Episode?




Well National Lampoon cleverly pieced together Seinfeld episodes to create a Cosmo Kramer meets real life comedian Michael Richards to showcase his Laugh Factory moment in a hilarious LOST episode of Seinfeld!

TOP 25 SEINFELD MOMENTS - from a site about NOTHING

TOP 10 Seinfeld Moments?!? Do you agree with this Seinfeld video?



HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I Invented "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME!"
I WAS BALD!
Yea, this is a real nuissance!
I don't like this thing and here's what I'm doing with it!!!

All your favorite moments from

Cosmo Kraner, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, Keith Hernandez, Soup Nazi, & Jerry Seinfeld! Gotta love this MUST SEE TV bunch!

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